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Basically give me your address and I will mail you something for christmas.
I don't know what it will be yet. It might be a card. It might be something else. I might just fart in an envelope and mail it to you. No guarantees.

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What holiday do you celebrate
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Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck.